Shrinkage

I've shrunk...like literally. I've gone from the amazing gargantuan height of 5'6" to 5' 41/2". What a blow!

Seriously, this is devastating! I'm too young too shrink.

This morning I opened the door heading into work and at that moment remembered today was the health screening day. Right off the bat I got weighed...that's a separate story and one we will NOT explore today...and then my height was measured. This is when I received the horrible news. I made the lady do it 3x because I just couldn't believe it, absolutely certain she was incorrect. Finally, she allowed me to read those awful numbers. My eyes blurred with emotion. How could this be? When had this happened? Why didn't I know.

I'm too young too shrink! Shrinkage occurs when you're like 70 or 80...not at my still youthful age!

At this rate I'll be eye level with my mini-doxie by next year!

Should I put lifts in my shoes or hang from the door jams for hours or submit to a torture chamber stretching rack?

OMG...I'm too young to shrink!